Anonymous asked: WHY MEN FUCK
because of vaginas
I always think about this scene when i was my hair.
i wish Chrissy had a dick so she could fuck me in the ass
POOP ON SHOE TO WAKE HIM UP
PUTTING ICE DOWN HIS PANTS DIDN’T WORK
IT JUST CAUSED HIM TO TELL ME TO GO HOME
i’m gonna put ice down his pants
or shove the crusty old tuna fish in his mouth
actually… probably not the tuna fish idea because then i wouldn’t want to kiss him anymore…
Right now I should be drinking a forty of Steel Reserve with my boyfriend on Shoe’s awesome porch and smoking a quality hand rolled cigarette but I’m not because my dad is a dick.
Shoe just tried to get Nat to drink your 40 but i convinced him not to!
Love, Chrisssssy <3
hes kicking me in the faceeee